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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 17:53
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever lost any respect for someone instantly?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are the potential side effects of combining Clonazepam and Propranolol?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
If You Have an Asus Router, You Need to Check If It's Been Hacked - Lifehacker
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Should the United States help Ukraine against Russia?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
So they tried
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?